Jordan.

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untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

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youlooklikespringtime:

IM CRYING

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littlestwayne:

Trixie Tang breaking down the fundamentals of equality and gender roles

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"I discovered myself while discovering you."

- November 26, 2013  (via cryest)

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urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

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ahs-skins-shameless:

AHS,SkinsUK,&ShamelessUS

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